How'd you get here?

So I tend to like to check out my stats and one of my favorites to stalk is traffic sources. Not only does it show me how all of you get here it also shows me what people serch for to get here. Some of them are crazy and you may be as surprised as I was. 

 Um? Belly hang woman? Who the heck is searching for that lol. And the "you all know that i m not just" I have no idea where that came from but I googled it and didn't find my blog lol. 

 Never have I said anything about pot leafs or tattoos on this blog that I can remember. I've also never talked about Playboy Bunny girls. And who searches for the big toe has 3 colors though? 

 Yeah, perfect older boobs is something I search for all the time! Lol really? 

What exactly is a Playboy pot leaf? You got me, I have no idea! Not as amusing as some I have seen on other blogs, but they gave me a laugh or two and I hope they did for you too! As always, thanks for stopping by :)